loud hip hop music
-she poses on the edge of the couch wearing 3 inch black heels-
Me: Ah yes! That's good!
-I take her photo-
Her: You can paint me!
Her: So we were together like 2 weeks and I asked him if he was seeing anyone else
Him(baffled): I was like, "No!"
Me: Well, obviously. Have you seen this smoke-show?! (I gesture to her sitting on the couch) What more could you possibly want?