-I join in the lunch convo-
Girl #1: I can't cry
Me(sitting down): You can't? Why?
Girl #1(deadpan): I physically can but I have no soul
Girl #2: Check out this one piece crochet jumper Miley Cyrus is wearing! I would totally wear it!
-she passes her phone to us-
Girl #1: If I ever see you wearing that I will light you on fire