*what happens when you aren't sure who at work knows you are gay and who doesn't*
-I roll the plastic male mannequin across the carpet-
Me(smizing): My boyfriend
-I gesture to the mannequin-
Him: Haha! You have to take his shorts off
Me: Haha, right!
Him: No, really
Me(I do the head tilty thing):....really?
He does the head tilty thing