Me: Grown men in tight yellow spandex pants make me smile!
Her: Haha surely you can incorporate that into your new line. How is the game so far?
Me: Good! I have no idea what is going on. It smells like pretzels and sounds like horns. And Tim Horton ads. And men keep adjusting their junk. It's very amusing
Her: Hahaha God you're cute. Are they playing Edmonton?
Me: Hamilton I think based on the wasted guy in the next row who keeps yelling, "HAaaaaammMmmMmmilllTtTttoOOooonnnnnn!" in a Castaway volleyball type of tone