Me(laughing): So I called this guy to see about renting his apartment
Me: And he asked me how tall my dog was haha
Him: Were you like, "Uhmmm, shin height?"
Me: Ya! She's all legs....(mischievous smile)is that discrimination? I should file a complaint!
Him: It's not her fault! (Lady Gaga voice) She was born that way!
*we exchange eye contact high fives*