Friday, April 3, 2015

Let them eat (gay) cake!

Dear business owners who refuse to serve gay people 
or make them cakes for weddings or flowers etc:
Do you not see the potential of this untapped market?
Most gay people don't have kids.
Look at all the disposable income there!
If I opened a bakery it would be the gayest bakery in all the land.
I would sell cakes that look like Ellen.
And we would have rainbow bouquets!
And Bettie would be our mascot and would come on all the parade floats!
Love is love.

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