Grandma(peering around): Is something burning?
Little girl in pigtails: Can I have a yoghurt?
-Little boy runs screaming through the living room-
Peruvian Mom: NONONO te toque que hace calor! MIRA!
-Three year old in pink unicorn slippers hops by singing "Let iiiiit gooooooo letttt it gooooo"-
Me: I can't find the celery
-Fire alarm goes off-
the adults wave kitchen towels through the air