*Monday* Cute wedding girl texts Brandy. They make plans to meet up. Brandy is happy.
*Wednesday* Brandy mets a comedian on Tinder. Brandy thinks, "Sweet!". Brandy goes to comedian's show.
-at the show-
The comedian: I am excited about moving to Toronto because there are more than 10 lesbians there!
Me(in my mind): There must be more than 10 in this whole city
*Thursday* Brandy finds out that comedian girl already has a girlfriend. Brandy is sad but is happy to have a new friend. Later at night Brandy is looking through the comedian's Facebook photos and see's a photo of the wedding girl with the comedian. (Brandy can't lift one eyebrow but if she could she would right here). Brandy texts the wedding girl. Brandy finds out the wedding girl used to date the comedian girl.
THERE REALLY ARE ONLY 10 LESBIANS IN THIS ENTIRE CITY
...kinda reminds me of this haha
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