-he shows me his new art-
Me: Don't worry about it
-he pours me a drink-
Me(sincere): You know, I actually like the aesthetic of smoking. It's sexy
*I make some air gestures indicating an elegant French woman smoking on a balcony*
Him(smiling): Oh, ya?
Me: Ya. I tried smoking once.... chain smoked all night at a party in LA
I was nineteen.
I sounded like Tom Waits for a week.