-I pull out a long plaid skirt-
Me(joking): Ohhhmygosh I should totally wear this and be soooo gay
-She pulls out a super short version of the same plaid skirt-
Her: We could match!
-I hold the skirt up to myself-
Me: I'm a laayyyyydaaayyy!
Her(laughing): Lesbian laaaadies!
we are way too cute