Me: That's awesome you write too!
Him: What do you write about?
Me: Oh just random funny stuff from real life
Him: Like what?
Me: Ok for example, (I gesture) right behind you someone is giving someone else a pant-less piggyback ride to the hot tub through the foggy dance floor past the DJ while someone follows them around trying to cover them up
-he turns around and bursts out laughing-