Him: Men don't know how to act anymore. Even opening a door for a woman can be seen as offensive. I like opening doors.
Me: I like chivalry
Him: Men have become obsolete. Women make as much money as men and can just go to a sperm bank now to have kids....(somber)we aren't needed
Me: Men aren't obsolete....your roles have just changed.
Him: I would love being a stay at home Dad....cook....clean....eat Fruitloops in my underwear and take care of kids.
Back in the day we needed men to open pickle jars and reach tall things...
Now we have her: