Me: I think that's cute!
Her: My husband doesn't like it. He was like(completely deadpan), "What if the cat has to apply for a job one day?"
Her(smiling): I was like, "Ahhh this is why I married him. Only he would say that."
This, is exactly what I want.
But in lesbian form.
...or, I would settle for being the lettuce in this Tegan/Sara/Taylor Swift sandwich.