Thursday, July 9, 2015

Top 7 Awkward Lesbian Questions I Get Asked

1. How do you have sex?
Like this, kids.
be safe
2. Can I watch?
 3. *The ex-boyfriend question* Did I turn you gay?
(I'm jooooking, only Shane Mccutcheon can do that)
 4. Who is the man?

...maybe that guy over there in the scarf is the man? Or Brad Pitt....he seems like he's a man.....
haha the only thing I'm 100% certain of is that neither of us are men
5. You don't look like a lesbian.
.....and I mistook you for a gentle-hombre.
6. Why do lesbians love cats?
I actually know lots of lesbians who love dogs.
7. Are you hitting on me?
Are you a lesbian? 
Are you hot? 
Then yes, it's possible.

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