Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Don't get old

*talking with my police officer friend*

Her: I pulled over an 85 year old man speeding today. Didn't ticket him because he was cute and had the best excuse haha
Me: What excuse?
Her: "Sorry I wasn't paying attention, sometimes I drive fast because I'm so god damn slow at everything else. Don't get old"


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