Friday, February 20, 2015

Lipstick Lesbian

*we lean over the newspaper article together, forks suspended mid bite*
The article is titled "First Date Tips"

Me(reading aloud): Number four, slowly reveal your quirks
-we look at each other knowingly and burst out laughing-
Him(mischievous "meh" face): I prefer to just throw everything at the wall and see what sticks!

The real secret is to draw a moustache on your face in lipstick ala Kate Moss.
Works all the time, 50% of the time.

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