*we lean over the newspaper article together, forks suspended mid bite*
The article is titled "First Date Tips"
Me(reading aloud): Number four, slowly reveal your quirks
-we look at each other knowingly and burst out laughing-
Him(mischievous "meh" face): I prefer to just throw everything at the wall and see what sticks!
The real secret is to draw a moustache on your face in lipstick ala Kate Moss.