Sunday, January 18, 2015


Him: I apologize, I smell like cigars. I only smoke them twice a year.
-he shows me his new art-
Me: Don't worry about it
-he pours me a drink-
Me(sincere): You know, I actually like the aesthetic of smoking. It's sexy

*I make some air gestures indicating an elegant French woman smoking on a balcony*

Him(smiling): Oh, ya?
Me: Ya. I tried smoking once.... chain smoked all night at a party in LA

I was nineteen.
I sounded like Tom Waits for a week.

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