Me(*mostly joking): If you bring me Neocitran you will earn my eternal love
Neighbour guy: That sounds cheap. I like it!
Me: Hahaha you are funny
Neighbour guy: Hanging on your door handle. I'm awesome
Me: Thank you
Neighbour guy: No love?
Me: You are the awesome sauce
Neighbour guy: I only expect you to love me forever in return with a passion that supersedes any girlfriend past, present, or that you may have in the future
haha. this guy.
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