I'm gay! Arrest me!

*hanging out with my lesbian friend

Me: Are you going to the festival?
Her: Not sure
Me: I went last year because Ani DiFranco was there
Her: Who's that?
Me: Whaaaa?! (teasing) Are you sure you are a lesbian?
*she laughs*

Ani DiFranco was basically the 90's version of Lady Gaga in Russia