Dear business owners who refuse to serve gay people
or make them cakes for weddings or flowers etc:
Do you not see the potential of this untapped market?
Most gay people don't have kids.
Look at all the disposable income there!
If I opened a bakery it would be the gayest bakery in all the land.
I would sell cakes that look like Ellen.
And we would have rainbow bouquets!
And Bettie would be our mascot and would come on all the parade floats!
Love is love.