Sunday, November 2, 2014

Basic butches

-he shakes his head-
Him: I can't believe you are single. Why don't you have a boyfriend? 
-I look around awkwardly....I can tell where this is headed-
His wife dances around in her floppy hat
Me:....well......I'm gay
Him: Ahhhhhh ok! I was like, " Something must be wrong!"
Me: Nothing is wrong with me!
Him: You don't look gay

Is this guy for real?!
We come in all types, mmmk?