-he shakes his head-
Him: I can't believe you are single. Why don't you have a boyfriend?
-I look around awkwardly....I can tell where this is headed-
His wife dances around in her floppy hat
Him: Ahhhhhh ok! I was like, " Something must be wrong!"
Me: Nothing is wrong with me!
Him: You don't look gay
Is this guy for real?!
We come in all types, mmmk?