Friday, November 7, 2014

Child Bribery

When I was little and looked like this:
my Mom used to bribe me to not chew my nails by offering to get me a Little Mermaid Barbie.
Now, as a grown ass woman I bribe myself with red wine to wash my hair.
It's very effective!

P.s. It only took me 27 years to figure out how to do my hair. No big deal.
P.s.s. How did I end up with a psychotic afro?! My sister has stick straight hair

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