Friday, November 7, 2014

My lesbian boyfriend

*what happens when you aren't sure who at work knows you are gay and who doesn't*

-I roll the plastic male mannequin across the carpet-

Me(smizing): My boyfriend
-I gesture to the mannequin-
Him: Haha! You have to take his shorts off
Me: Haha, right!
Him: Really
Me: Haha
Him: No, really
Me(I do the head tilty thing):....really?
He does the head tilty thing

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