Saturday, August 2, 2014

Shit Drunk People Say

"WE'RE YOUNG AND WIIIIIILDDDD AND FREEEEEEEEEE!!!"I bring you todays post from my kitchen where I am dancing, singing, typing, and eating mango at the same time!!! Cause I'm a multi-tasking wizard-ess!
Just got up at 1 in the afternoon. Probably against the bylaw to have this much fun.

So in honour of the long weekend:

Me: My Dad says to say thanks for helping me move in
Man in elevator: I don't want to date your Dad!
*awkward silence*
Man in elevator: I don't know why I said that.

In line at the bar
Her: My name is Arriba.
(She looks deeply into his eyes)
Her: Like the chip.
(He looks deep into her eyes)
Him: No way! That's my favourite chip! Restaurant style.

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