-laying in bed watching movies together-
Me: Oh hey! I know that actor! He's dating the actress from Men In Trees! I can't remember her name...agh....
Him: Hmmm not sure
Me: She was a lesbian for a while
Me: And then she did ecstasy and got lost in the desert. But who hasn't done that.
He looks up from his coffee and let's out a bewildered laugh.