Her: Your hair looks nice!
Me: Thanks!!! You should have seen it this morning haha it was like, "SHHWWA!"
-I gesture an upward explosion-
Me: I sent a photo of it to my lesbian penpal!
Her: You have a penpal?!
My guy friend: Too cute!
Me: Oh, she's not actually a "penpal". We met through my blog. We always send each other photos of our crazy morning hair haha!
I'm saving them up for a montage.
Get ready guys.