Fun Sexy Time

Him: I still can't believe people get butt implants...seems dangerous to sit on that
Me: It's true! I promise. Google it! You know Nicki Minaj?
-he nods-
Him: Sometimes I wonder what someone would think if they read my Google history. It would be like, "Butt implants, stick-on birth control patch, Nicki Minaj"
Me: They would think you were a chick
Him: Who is about to look really hot and hook up with someone