Thursday, October 2, 2014


Stuff no one wants to hear about on a date:

1. Your ex.
Seriously stop. No. No! Shhhhhhh

2. Your diet/dietary restrictions/ allergies/ mono-diet-only-eat -plants-from-the-moon yada yada yada

3. Your cat/dog. 
Sorry, no one gives a damn about Whiskers. I actually used to use this to get rid of men like 3 years ago. The proof, is in the pudding. 

No comments:

Post a Comment