Proceed with caution
if you see me in the grocery store
with all of the following items in my basket:1. Chocolate almond milk
2. Chocolate bar
3. Chocolate covered chocolate with chocolate on-top
Chances of survival increase by using the following phrases:
1. You look skinny today!
2. Those sweatpants look awesome!
3. Here, have some wine and Advil!
4. I bought you high heels!
No one is safe.