Thursday, October 30, 2014

Proceed with caution

Proceed with caution
if you see me in the grocery store
 with all of the following items in my basket:
1. Chocolate almond milk
2. Chocolate bar
3. Chocolate covered chocolate with chocolate on-top
4. Tampons

Chances of survival increase by using the following phrases:
1. You look skinny today!
2. Those sweatpants look awesome!
3. Here, have some wine and Advil!
4. I bought you high heels!

No one is safe. 

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